the next ed sheeran album will be called minus. then divide. then he’ll hit him with a bit of the quadratic formula. the pythagorean theorem. slope intercept form. all the way leading up ed sheeran greatest hits: math u dont give 2 shits about
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….